Life has its priceless moments, and they’re usually provided by the obscenely stupid:

Today’s A.N. moment:

A customer fills out our Help Request form. Their message at the bottom:

“i want to salemore cars.”

Gee, mister, I know I can help you with that! Me, I want to depositingcash. Maybe youme can groupwork?

~ by Skennedy on May 23, 2005.

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19 Responses to “Life has its priceless moments, and they’re usually provided by the obscenely stupid:”

  1. Sometimes I wonder if English is still my primarly language. I go on the Internet and it’s like someone clobbered me into aphasia or something… everybody sp33king a weird dialect or something that makes me crog that eye’m the wun hoo’s spells ain’t guud.

    As far as barely-comprehensible and absurd customer requests… I live on that world too.

    — Steve sometimes wonders if half the client queries wouldn’t serve the planet better as mulch, since they seem to be so far past the “vegetative” state.

    anton_p_nym said this on May 23, 2005 at 5:39 pm

  2. Sometimes I wonder if English is still my primarly language. I go on the Internet and it’s like someone clobbered me into aphasia or something… everybody sp33king a weird dialect or something that makes me crog that eye’m the wun hoo’s spells ain’t guud.

    As far as barely-comprehensible and absurd customer requests… I live on that world too.

    — Steve sometimes wonders if half the client queries wouldn’t serve the planet better as mulch, since they seem to be so far past the “vegetative” state.

    anton_p_nym said this on May 23, 2005 at 5:39 pm

  3. Bwahahaha…

    kitschicat said this on May 23, 2005 at 5:50 pm

  4. Bwahahaha…

    kitschicat said this on May 23, 2005 at 5:50 pm

  5. reminds me of this guy:
    http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/

    except he was a tech, not a user!

    coffeejedi said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    • That makes me want to cry.

      In a good way, though.

      I can’t believe that, ultimately, I’m back to phone/email support. It’s not my main job, but I walked out of perfectly good interviews that ended up being customer support.

      atdt1991 said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    • That makes me want to cry.

      In a good way, though.

      I can’t believe that, ultimately, I’m back to phone/email support. It’s not my main job, but I walked out of perfectly good interviews that ended up being customer support.

      atdt1991 said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:26 pm

  6. reminds me of this guy:
    http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/

    except he was a tech, not a user!

    coffeejedi said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm

  7. “There’s nothing quite so cuddly as a communist” was my favorite quote from Leopold’s. By far.

    Other than “5 boobs in a row” of course. :grins:

    silver_bits said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:16 pm

  8. “There’s nothing quite so cuddly as a communist” was my favorite quote from Leopold’s. By far.

    Other than “5 boobs in a row” of course. :grins:

    silver_bits said this on May 23, 2005 at 6:16 pm

  9. OMG LMAO

    Heeeee!

    [sob]

    phaedra_amunet said this on May 24, 2005 at 4:15 pm

  10. I’d seriously like to depositingmoney more, too. Can you help me with that?

    Anyway…..Hi! I’ve been meaning to Friend you for awhile, but have been lazy and forgetful. Alright by you?

    urban_exotic said this on May 25, 2005 at 5:17 pm

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