Boobs

Someone on my flist is having a hard time of things, and so I quoted Lewis Black, whose dark and dirty humor always lifts my spirits. It was his opinion about Janet Jackson’s “exposure”, which comes down to “it wasn’t on long enough to register nipple in your brain, and there’s if there’s no nipple, there’s no titty. It’s just a shoulder without bone structure.”

Anyway, I just wanted to lodge in my own journal that boobs, in just about every context, lighten my day. Looking at them, talking about them, theorizing, using them as pillows, giggling about their willfulness, naming them with people, or as my LJ interest used to say, using cleavage as catharsis, they’re just fun. Admittedly, they don’t move of their own volition as a guy’s jumblies do, unless you’re a model in the music video for Addicted to Love, but they’ve almost got their own personalities, sometimes different from their owners.

You don’t have to lust after them to enjoy them.

… but that’s fun, too.

~ by Skennedy on June 29, 2005.

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18 Responses to “Boobs”

  1. as I think I’ve said before:

    mmmm boobs

    perfect_autumn said this on June 29, 2005 at 9:38 pm

  2. also, perhaps only parts of them move on thier own. I mean, last time I checked I didn’t will them to become well…. obvious when it was cold out.

    perfect_autumn said this on June 29, 2005 at 9:39 pm

  3. Don’t forget about their gravitational pull as well.

    Two large round heavenly bodies… why do you think large breasted women always seem to drop food right down the center?

    silver_bits said this on June 29, 2005 at 9:44 pm

  4. I’m just going to leave a comment right about…. here.

    Boobs. Can’t live with them, can’t get laid with out them.

    roscop said this on June 29, 2005 at 10:34 pm

  5. I know I love mine! So do the guys at work…and its great fun acting all offended when the one guessed the wrong size! (C cup my ass….DD all the way baby!)

    filmmaker79 said this on June 29, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    • Did he then ask for proof? I know I woulda muahahaha. ;-)

      lordrenob said this on June 30, 2005 at 3:03 am

    • Heh :) I think nearly all my best experiences in life have had boobs associated somehow ;) Except skydiving – if it had been a female instructor, that’d be a clean sweep!

      atdt1991 said this on June 30, 2005 at 4:29 am

  6. Amen brother, Amen.

    lordrenob said this on June 30, 2005 at 3:01 am

  7. yay for boobage!

    dzesyte said this on June 30, 2005 at 3:20 am

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