The Hilarity of Search Terms

The web site for our long-deceased film company, Ved Bok Entertainment, has continued to exist for years after we’ve moved on to other projects. Obviously I don’t care, or I would have removed it myself – it makes a reasonable example of some of my web skills circa 2000 (yes, before firefox), what with the complicated bits of nested tables that made the page delighfully fluid in some spots, and static in others.

So, I still receive reports on the site. People are still using the search engine. And the things they are searching for are priceless. Note: It has been three years since the site has been updated.

Fri Aug 05 12:33:33 2005 Resumes (*1)
Fri Aug 05 12:33:06 2005 Resumes
Fri Aug 05 12:21:44 2005 Resumes
Fri Aug 05 12:21:16 2005 Resumes
Tue Aug 02 14:32:41 2005 resume
Tue Aug 02 14:32:39 2005 resume
Fri Jul 22 14:06:39 2005 The Wolf man (*2)
Fri Jul 22 13:44:33 2005 The Wolf man
Thu Jul 21 12:06:20 2005 basketball fundamentals (*3)
Mon Jul 18 06:43:20 2005 mckiddy (*4)
Mon Jul 18 06:42:52 2005 Mckiddy
Mon Jul 11 16:33:44 2005 Resumes
Mon Jul 11 15:02:15 2005 lady in red (*5)
Mon Jul 11 11:40:47 2005 98.com (*6)
Mon Jul 11 11:28:02 2005 98.com
Mon Jul 11 11:19:09 2005 98.com
Mon Jul 11 11:15:56 2005 sex (*7)
Sun Jul 10 18:37:18 2005 Resumes
Wed Jun 22 21:58:49 2005 Resumes
Wed Jun 22 20:53:17 2005 kupras (*8)
Sun May 08 17:53:42 2005 Jonny vincent (*9)
Sun May 08 17:53:38 2005 Jonny Vincnet
Wed May 04 04:28:27 2005 voice actor
Wed May 04 04:26:15 2005 voice
Wed May 04 04:15:22 2005 Resumes
Sun Apr 17 13:31:28 2005 Resumes
Sun Apr 17 13:31:05 2005 female blonde (*10)
Sun Apr 17 13:30:41 2005 actress
Sat Apr 16 18:55:25 2005 female, actor, resumes
Sat Apr 09 21:30:17 2005 Resumes
Tue Mar 29 23:46:28 2005 Resumes
Fri Mar 25 10:12:24 2005 ACTORS
Fri Mar 25 10:01:51 2005 FOOTBALL (*11)
Fri Mar 25 09:54:12 2005 Resumes
Sun Mar 20 21:43:16 2005 Jane Shaffmaster (*12)
Sat Mar 19 19:28:04 2005 aol help (*13)
Mon Mar 07 14:02:57 2005 Resumes
Mon Mar 07 13:35:34 2005 Resumes
Wed Mar 02 15:45:35 2005 Resumes
Wed Mar 02 15:36:55 2005 Resumes
Sat Feb 12 03:14:58 2005 personal assistant resume samples (*14)
Fri Feb 04 09:07:14 2005 Resumes
Thu Feb 03 14:50:23 2005 Resumes
Sun Jan 30 11:23:13 2005 chris deburgh (*15)
Wed Jan 26 13:25:06 2005 Resumes
Fri Jan 21 06:13:44 2005 adkins (*16)
Thu Jan 20 14:06:41 2005 chris de burg
Thu Jan 20 14:06:28 2005 hris de burg
Mon Jan 17 12:25:45 2005 troy bryant (*17)
Thu Dec 16 15:13:29 2004 Resumes		 1.[This is the typical search. We have actor’s resumes on file – frozen.]

2.[arooo!]

3.[yes, we also do sports training]
4.[a resume on the site]

5.[music video for LiR based on gone with the wind]
6.[uhm… radio station? film company? hmmm… ]

7.[bored, some? look, a hidden peepshow!]

8.[obscure friend of Ben’s, nowhere on the site]
9.[also might be an actor resume]

10.[mmm tasty]

11.[GO STATE! HOO-RA!]

12.[Gotta watch out for dem shaffs]
13.[Seriously. Seriously.]

14.[Perhaps you should be hiring out]

15.[Lady in Red]

16.[lose weight now! ask a filmmaker!]

17.[no. idea.]

~ by Skennedy on August 17, 2005.

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3 Responses to “The Hilarity of Search Terms”

  1. *snortlaugh* Those are hilarious, particularly accompanied by your commentary. :D

    kitschicat said this on August 17, 2005 at 4:30 pm

  2. Back when I had a pic with my mom and my aunt when they were 7, and a separate page on the same site about bisexuality, I was found via lots of searches for bisexual twin girls.

    mactavish said this on August 25, 2005 at 7:08 pm

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