Live, an Evening with Cheryl and Nick
“It looks like christmas in here, with pillows strewn under the tree.”
“Smoked to absolute perfection”
“I’m always trying to keep people away from my butt”
“Was he medium sized?” “Probably”
“I bought teddy bear pajamas to prevent that, but do you think that worked with him?”
“I watched that show — oh shit!” “Is that the sequal to O.C?” “Yes, the third one will be Oh Fuck!”
“Your foot is on my head. O-ffensive!”
“Monkey Sex, on every surface of the jungle!”
“Sex on the Kitchen table? Unsanitary.”
“Christmas, eh? Fuck Thanksgiving!”
“You’re very suggestive.” “I’m what??”
“Socks and flip-flips? You need to at least take off the socks, they’re taking attention away from your boobs.”
“If you write on your hand, the ink will seep into your blood stream, and you’ll become retarded.”
“Is the that flush, or hanging? No, the other one, over there.”
“She pulled out the hat and said, ‘hey ms. ho, put this on!’ ”
“A tree that smells like strawberries and a candle that smells like pine?” “At least they’re natural.” “Mmm, all natural plastic.”
“The cushion is too thin.” “What?” “That means the bamboo is hurting his butt.”
“My boobs and I will be right over here.”
“Is that the park you make out in?”
“He’s a mouth-breather.”
“He’s kind of creepy.” “I’m so glad you think so too, sweetie.”
“Oh? I’ll make sure we don’t go there.”
“I’m Wee” “You’re a ninja” “but I’m a tired, sleepy ninja” “Ninjas aren’t strong, they’re fast and versatile” “Versatile like a sleeper-sofa?” “I’m not big enough to be a sleeper-sofa.” “Versatile like a futon?”
“Maybe we should all sleep on top of each other on the couch.” “No orgies.” “It’d be a cheryl sandwich!”
“but it’s not like he’d wake up and punch you in the face or anything!”
All this, totally sober.
That. Rocks.
nancy is over and loves the quotes!! she wants you to come over sometime soon and said she enjoyed the dance with you at the wedding. see you in the a.m.!!:)
Oh yes, I wouldn’t have put two and two together if you hadn’t said that! I’d be happy to do so, she was cool. :)