I NEED YOUR HELP. Do you have these things?

At ConFusion this next weekend, we are roasting my good friend Chuck Firment. This filter is open to everyone I know except him.

I need a few things for this roast, so if you can find them, and I can pick them up from you, I will be -totally- grateful.

1. A wheelchair. Doesn’t matter what kind or in what condition, so long as it is functional. The sooner I could pick it up, the better, because I think I’ll need to practice a little ;)

2. a brown-haired wig. Long hair, preferably straight. Those of you who are starvation army geniuses, maybe I could enlist one of you to see if there is one in your area? (like the lansing crew?)

3. I’m not really sure whether I’m going to go through with this part or not… but does anyone have fishnets that’d fit a 6’2″ guy with muscular legs? :D

Also, if any of you know Chuck, we’re still looking for ideas or great stories for roasting him this weekend, as well as any funny pictures, so please leave a note here or IM me.

Note 1: Obviously if this is a non-Chuck filter, DON’T tell him about the fineries of this, right-o?

Note 2: The roast is between 3 and 5pm on Saturday at the Marriott in Troy, as part of ConFusion. Con girls: Mind if I borrow you, if you aren’t busy with a panel, for my entrance? :D

~ by Skennedy on January 16, 2006.

Posted in amusements, Uncategorized
Tags: , , ,

21 Responses to “I NEED YOUR HELP. Do you have these things?”

  1. i’m *sure* if my fishenets fit me at 400lbs, they’ll fit your leggy legs. i’ve got bunches… if you wanna try ’em let me know and we’ll figure out a way to get them to you.

    hannunvaakuna said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    • I’ll give it a shot! :D Are they something you’d miss, if I had to improvise with them? :)

      atdt1991 said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:05 pm

      • nope i’ve got lots!

        hannunvaakuna said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:33 pm

        • so, i heard a nasty rumor….

          that you were a librarian :)

          just thought I’d check in and say hi (behold, the power of networking!) since I’m just starting my first semester of library school at Wayne. :)

          karinny said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:45 pm

          • Re: so, i heard a nasty rumor….

            it’s not a nasty rumor – it’s FACT! *grin*

            welcome to libraryland (: i’m a Wayne State graduate (’95) and love to support Wayne’s program. if you ever need to interview a director, do field study, or just have questions (or need to bitch/gripe), feel free to look me up (:

            hannunvaakuna said this on January 16, 2006 at 8:20 pm

          • Re: so, i heard a nasty rumor….

            sweet! thanks :) where do you work, anyway? (hi, skennedy! don’t mind me, just spamming your journal! la la la la la)

            karinny said this on January 16, 2006 at 11:41 pm

          • I never mind :D

            atdt1991 said this on January 16, 2006 at 11:43 pm

          • Re: so, i heard a nasty rumor….

            i am the dirctor of the Lapeer District Library. i spent 10 years in Warren in various capacities… overall i’ve worked in libraries for 19 years (:

            hannunvaakuna said this on January 17, 2006 at 4:18 am

  2. well….let see…..you could probably try playing 6 degrees of Chuck.
    Lord knows, I think I first met you online through Jim, and then met you once in person and it was Chuck that introduced us…..

    jellopony said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    • Ohhh, that’s a great idea. :) And yes, i remember meeting you at CityClub. Which is funny, because CityClub is generally a dark and gothy blur.

      atdt1991 said this on January 16, 2006 at 7:11 pm

      • that’s cause I’m unforgetable.
        JK
        anyways. I just figured out my favorite Chuck story.
        He was a groomsman in my ex-boyfriend’s wedding.
        (yes, I attended an Ex’s wedding, what could I do, my then BF, now husband was the Best Man.)
        So, at some point in the night we end up dancing, the DJ was playing some Motown song, but I for some reason, the Pollack in my won out, and Chuck and I started to Polka….

        jellopony said this on January 16, 2006 at 9:07 pm

  3. Ozzy Osborne Wig – at Fantasy Attic on Packard

    Brown, long straight hair Ozzy wig. I have one you can borrow, but we use it for LARPing so would need it back in good condition.

    storyweaverone said this on January 18, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    • Really?? I would love you for always! I need to acquire it in the next two days. I would be very careful, indeed, with your wig. Do you need fellating for this? :D

      atdt1991 said this on January 18, 2006 at 5:20 pm

  4. Hmmm… wish I could remember the stories from way back when… but I did hear something about a bubble-wrap suit?

    zaldor said this on January 19, 2006 at 2:22 am

Comments are closed.