To do tomorrow:
Work my fucking ass off at work to try to be prepared for Friday.
Go to the wonderful Amy and Mike’s and pick up their wig
Find an extra boot, maybe draw a smurf on it.
create and print 16 signs for the roast
wife to murder
do something to display the photos I have of the big Chuckster.
Rehearse whatever I can for the big event on Saturday.
Build the leg rack!
gilder to frame
wash clothes
pack costume and clothes
burn geek cd(s) for the weekend
be swamped
I need assistance.
I need someone to help me make these posters.
I’ll take you to dinner!
Any takers?
PS – it’s really, really fucking too late to think about it, but I should have considered a corset for this gig. I’ve never worn one, and I’m sure it’d look hideous on my quite masculine form *poses dramatically*. That said, if anyone has any ideas for what might go well on top with fishnets and be rocky-horror, dr.scott-esque…
And yes. I already purchased a pink boa.
*deliberately doesn’t ask about the “wife to murder” line item*
I really have to remember NOT to read your posts right after I wake up. I think I’m going to have some wierd mash-up of RHPS & The Princess Bride running through my head during the whole drive up to Cinci this morning. *laughs & looks slightly pained*
*grins* That makes it all worthwhile.
I can’t recall to what posters you refer, but give me a call, I might be able to help. Also, I’ve got a corset or two you could borrow if you decide to go that route.
That’s awesome! I haven’t referred to them in the past, actually. I’ll try to call when I get out of work.
gilder to frame
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE that movie! :)
:D
I do happen to have a corset type top that would fit you and look at least passable if you stuffed. It’s the one I wore to Rocky Horror, actually. I have another black one too, but that one isn’t strapless.
/me giggles at the thought.
AWESOME! Yes, i was totally thinking strapless. Let’s do it :)
Now the question is – do I wear boxers, or something more risque? I’m tempted, but it’s frickin’ 3 pm, and I don’t want to traumatize any childrens. *g*
Logistics and stuff.
Hmmm. You could always wear a robe until you get to the room where it’s being held, eh? When I wore a similar outfit, I wore black undies. Satiny ones to match the top. *grin* I bet you could find some easily with v-day just around the corner.
The top also has attachable garter straps. I’ll bring them and the thigh-highs so you can give them a try. *snicker* I think it’ll be more the look you’re going for.
Are you planning on shaving?
Also…have you thought about what you are wearing on your feet? What size shoes do you wear??
Also, also…I’ve been given the OK to borrow the wheelchair for the weekend. I’ll bring it along tomorrow. Don’t let me forget.
YAY! YOU. WIN. SO. MUCHLY.
Fellating broccoli doesn’t seem like enough praise for your rockingness!
If I can find or borrow one boot, it will go very well with the leg brace on the other foot. :)
I don’t think I have a robe anymore. *laugh* I haven’t needed it, living alone.
I have a pair of silk or satin underwear I could use, but they’re, er… a bit overly skimp. Like… seriously.
*grins* I’m sure I can find some better way for you to pay me back than fellating broccoli, if you feel the need. I hear tell of your extraordinary massage skills….hmm…. Hehe.
I think I’ve gotten rid of all my robes too, but we’ll see. If all else fails we can put you in one of my sarongs for the walk/roll down, eh?
What size shoe do you wear? No promises on this end if you’ve got big feet!
If very silly is what you’re going for, doesn’t skimpy underwear fit right in? I mean, how skimpy are you talking? Thong skimpy? It will be not so much of a big deal if you’re planning on sitting in the wheelchair the whole time…but as for that I don’t know what your plans are.
Yes, that skimpy. :) Size 10 or 10.5, generally W’s.
And I’ll be standing up, for sure. *pink*
The boots will be iffy, but I was planning on bringing them along anyway so you can try them.
I’d suggest seeing if you could find something with a bit more coverage…maybe satiny bikini briefs? Red might be a good look if you can’t find black. *grins* Unless you want your booty hanging out for the world to see.
I think boxer briefs would look silly. =)
boxer briefs or briefs would be totally ridiculous. I have a pair of boxers, so if i have nothing else, I can go with that. I’m not concerned about my ass hanging out at ConFusion…. at least, I wouldn’t be if it were later in the evening. Still, no one should ever be forced to see my ass. *grin*
I dunno, I’m totally swamped with preparations tonight, so I might just have to improvise – meijer doesn’t care that sort of thing.
I must see pictures of you in a pink boa!
No doubt, there will be plenty :)
Yohoo! Now all my fantasies will be complete!
Indeed! Damn the cat! :)
Next week, though I’ll be talking to my new doc. It’s my first visit, so I don’t expect altogether much, but hopefully I can get some testing done and some druuuuugs for being a little better around cats.
I’ll see what I can do, just for you. :D It’s not like I have ruffled panties just sitting around at home.
… or do I? ;)
i used to have some of those…
WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!
and i’m sure even if i had saved them for some sick and twisted reason, they certainly wouldn’t fit either one of us;-)
If Jerel wants me to do the open for him, I’ll help you make posters in the evening. I’ll give you a call!
I see that I made it look like I was doing these things friday. Alas no, this all has to be done tonight.
luckily for you, dr scott is about the only character in the movie who doesn’t wer a corset. :)call me tomorrow and we’ll see what can be done about those posters, if you still seek assistance.