Two things.

A) Nothing beats having a 2-hour lunch (more or less) with 3 cute girls, writing haikus about face-huggers, and getting fed grapes.

2) masturbation defenestration. Talk amongst y’selves.

~ by Skennedy on March 29, 2006.

29 Responses to “Two things.”

  1. Hmm, he came and he went?

  2. I always though Auto-erotic Defenestration needed a support group!

  3. I always though Auto-erotic Defenestration needed a support group!

  4. ‘Twas a grape time.

  5. ‘Twas a grape time.

  6. Aww, now that there looks like a fun time.

  7. Aww, now that there looks like a fun time.

  8. damn, skennedy – “why can’t I be you…?”

    As for “Masturbation Defenestration,” I think that’s what’s often referred to as “the worst case of suicide I ever saw… poor guy fell buck naked out of his plate glass window, plummeted down to the street and left an impact crater. It took them two hours to get him out of the hole… and three more to wipe the smile from his face.”

  9. damn, skennedy – “why can’t I be you…?”

    As for “Masturbation Defenestration,” I think that’s what’s often referred to as “the worst case of suicide I ever saw… poor guy fell buck naked out of his plate glass window, plummeted down to the street and left an impact crater. It took them two hours to get him out of the hole… and three more to wipe the smile from his face.”

  10. I knew you were fed grapes on the grass by cute girls, but you even have photographic proof!

  11. I knew you were fed grapes on the grass by cute girls, but you even have photographic proof!

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