Found on a forum. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking while reading.

> The real question is, do smugness and homosexuality cause mac use
> or does mac use cause smugness and homosexuality?

Ummm

You imply disparity where there is none. It isn’t XOR, it is AND. One can be a Smug homo (not that there is anything wrong with that) and choose a Mac, or one could be completely straight (or at least appear so) and turn into a smug Homo (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Being Smug or Homo (not that there is anything wrong with that) increases one’s chances of being a Mac user exponentially. Be advised, there is always the rare exception where smug homos (not that there is anything wrong with that) chooses another OS like Linux or BeOS, just for the increased smugness levels. Vista may change all of this, but the odds of that are fairly remote.

It is all about Boolean Logic and raw statistics.

*giggles* So, do any of my ‘homo friends’ (smug or otherwise) want to weigh in? Anyone who has rejected their sexuality/suddenly become humble and have since become a PC person, please feel free to put your two cents in. :D

~ by Skennedy on June 30, 2006.

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20 Responses to “”

  1. I might eat more cock if it meant Norton Utilties would start supporting Apple again.

    -oh noes its teh ghey mac

    quiet_wyatt72 said this on June 30, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    • Hee :D

      Norton has fallen in my estimation in the past four years or so. I used to be all about them, but they’ve fallen into the Hype Engine, and produced a few shady products, and their installation procedures are annoying. So.

      atdt1991 said this on June 30, 2006 at 6:27 pm

      • Agreed. Their newest versions are WAY too heavyweight. I need virus protection, but not at that resource cost! I now use AVG Free. Haven’t had any complaints thus far.

        caspian_x said this on June 30, 2006 at 6:49 pm

        • I use both AVG (at home) and Avast! (on my laptop)

          atdt1991 said this on June 30, 2006 at 6:52 pm

          • Out of curiosity, between Avast! and AVG which would you say is the better overall choice?

            don_tzu said this on June 30, 2006 at 7:48 pm

          • Hard to say. Avast has some neat aspects. The free AVG, if I recall, is sort of ‘tucked away” on their web site, as if they don’t want you to find it, and that makes me a bit uncomfortable. Plus I like that my computer says “Virus database has been updated!” vocally whenever I boot it up on a network. :D

            atdt1991 said this on June 30, 2006 at 7:55 pm

      • I agree, but I don’t want a separate defragmenter and repair programs–those are very expensive.

        quiet_wyatt72 said this on June 30, 2006 at 7:18 pm

  2. oh, I got this one!

    I use a PC laptop.
    I adore cock.
    I loathe myself.

    myopicgreen said this on June 30, 2006 at 6:34 pm

  3. I like the cock, and I like the tits, and I can use the PC and the Mac. I’m bisexual and bicomputeral. And bilingual. And Smug depending on the subject. So there.

    cjtremlett said this on June 30, 2006 at 7:40 pm

  4. Hmmmm….

    I’m not into men, but I’m very tempted to get a Mac. Does that make me bi-curious on some level?

    don_tzu said this on June 30, 2006 at 7:46 pm

  5. Perhaps the sole reason I am heterosexual is that I hate Macs? is that it?

    flutterby68 said this on June 30, 2006 at 8:00 pm

  6. all I have to say is that just because someone would have sex with Brad Pitt does not make them a homo.

    I’m just sayin. Not me, someone else.

    pfrank said this on June 30, 2006 at 8:12 pm

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