CSL: Now I know
I now know why the crazy sec lady (CSL, from now on) is divorced.
No, I don’t mean I’ve suddenly gotten an insight into why she’s crazy.
I mean I literally know, because she she was chatting about it on
the phone, right next to me.

I now know why the crazy sec lady (CSL, from now on) is divorced.
No, I don’t mean I’ve suddenly gotten an insight into why she’s crazy.
I mean I literally know, because she she was chatting about it on
the phone, right next to me.
Was it because she’s crazy?
More or less.
I totally called it!
I totally called it!
Apparently I called it twice.
because you’re crazy
You called it!
OH! I KNOW! He wouldn’t agree have a threesome with The Spleen, right?
See this icon?
SEE MINE?
NYAH!
touché
I’m movin’ to the country,
I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Are we talking about No. 5? Smurfette?
I do believe she may have been manufactured by Gargamel, yes.
I’m going to have some Chinese tonight in hopes that it’s Azrael.
(sorry cat lovers, they taste good with soy sauce)
LOL that only works if you get a chicken dish. Beef lo mein is actually possum meat and you don’t want to know what the noodles are made of!
Now I’m actually kinda curious. Why?
Comes down to them ‘both being control freaks’. She doesn’t want someone telling her what to do, and apparently she makes all the guys she sees jealous.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is why I find eavesdropping (the stuck-in-a-noisy-office or overheard-in-a-cafe kind, not the malicious kind) so damn captivating. :)
*pees self*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, really.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duuuuuh, no.
Jealous of other guy’s girlfriends because she’s so crazy?