Expanding table
Listen up, folks:
This table is hotter than any porn. It’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. If I had one, I’d spend half the day just … opening and closing it. If I had smaller dinner parties, I’d purposefully leave it open so I had an excuse to close it when they arrived. I’d polish it daily, maybe, with a baby diaper.
I think awesome design and super-keen usability are just so entirely awesome. Now, don’t just look at the image below – you MUST watch the video. It’s a
OMG COOL
Wow. I have absolutely no reason to own that and absolutely no place to put it even if I did, but I want one. I want one so hard.
It’s so damn sexy. I already have a great table, and I want one.
Just as long as the diaper’s not used…
Seriously, though, nice table. :)
So. Cool.
Sexy indeed!
NIIIIIIIICE. want it.
Sorry, I’d have replied earlier, but I was lusting over the table.
I can’t believe nobody else has stalked this table. Go here for two more videos and a stuff. Oh yeah, be sure to check out the pictures of the “Brazilian” model, it has the mechanism exposed! Drool.
The site link is available through gizmodo – I wanted people to watch it there ’cause it’s one of my favorite places for geektoy news.
I wonder if there is a puzzle/toy version available somewhere. Seems like there would be.
Well, the mechanism is patented and the tables are obscenely expensive. They might make one for you, maybe. :D
dude, they should make EQUALLY COOL expanding chairs for when people eat too much at thanksgiving. cuz I totally need that.
You know, this is one of those things that I am not-getting, which is sad because getting excited about things is more fun than not being excited about them. I mean, I think this is definitely nifty – I’m impressed with the quality of the design and I think it’s a really good idea. I’d even like to play with one at some point. But I have absolutely no desire to ever own one.
Maybe it’s because my family has so much extra inherited furniture that I’ve already convinced myself that I will probably never need to buy a piece of furniture in my entire life. I already own (truly own) two complete sets of china. It’s kind of insane.
Wow. I don’t really have much in the way of furniture at the moment. That’s okay, my apartment is roomy for me but not huge.
I just love the smooth movement and interlocking intricate mechanisms. It’s beautiful. (IMO)
Well hawt damn. That is one sexay table.
THE TABLE IS MINE
!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA
(ala keanu reaves)
whoa.
that is one sweet table.
Oh. My. Goddess. I am beyond moist. THAT is my wet dream table! That is the table I have always tried to imagine but couldn’t quite work out the mental details on how it could work. That is the table I’ve always wanted to have so we could invite bunches of our friends for dinner in our new house. Our new house that turned out not to have a formal dining room to fit the table of my dreams. The new house that continues to thwart my every effort to finish the basement so we can entertain. The new house that I should be grateful to own, but is just far enough from Lansing that nobody wants to come and visit me/us very often at all. The evil, evil, new house that has finally gotten on my last nerve by not allowing me to own the table of my wet dreams. DAMN YOU NEW HOUSE! I HATE YOU! Um… so yeah… sweet table.
One of the commenters on gizmodo called for a price. Sigh. $95k
Wow. Still, I’m not surprised by the number, considering the work they put into each model.
Thank you for making me need to change my pants.
Jerk.
The Optimus Prime comment in there was sweet, too. :)
OMG I want that table!!!!!
Seriously.