Hobo references remind me of Trase
Closing Thoughts (liveblog)
griffinjoystiq: Well, I think the Oscars could take a number of pointers from the VGAs [SK: Spike’s televised Video Game Awards].
JustinAtTheVGAs: Oh yeah?
griffinjoystiq: First off, hire presenters who don’t know anything about what the awards show is about. For instance, hobos.
griffinjoystiq: All hobo presenters would be a major improvement.
JustinAtTheVGAs: I think they’re moving in the right direction. The exclusive trailers are a really good step.
griffinjoystiq: I’m not done.
JustinAtTheVGAs: Please, continue.
griffinjoystiq: Paint the names of award winners on ladies. There’s no reason not to.
griffinjoystiq: Also, have every third presenter fart into the microphone. Considering your presenters will be hobos (if you’ve followed my instructions so far), this shouldn’t be too hard.
griffinjoystiq: OH SHIT IT’S STARTING AGAIN
JustinAtTheVGAs: Well, let’s sign off before it’s too late.
griffinjoystiq: Wanna liveblog it again?
JustinAtTheVGAs: Die in a fire.
griffinjoystiq: Pussy.