CSL

It has been quite awhile since I’ve posted about CSL. Today, though, I want to strangle.

Crazy Secretary lady is not just slurping and attempting to draw me into her “internal” monologue, she is also transcribing cassette tapes.

*SCREEEECH* “mumblemumbleMUMBLE.” *SCREEEECH* “mumblemumbleMUMBLE.” *screeeeech* “mumblemumbleMUMBLE.”

I must escape.

“I don’t suppose you know how to crack a back, do you?”

*shakes my head fearfully*

“My ex used to have a way of wrapping his arms around you, and it would just go! Just about the only good thing about him. Haven’t been able to find anyone else who can do it, since.”

note: if any of you ever tell her that I can crack backs, I will hunt you down. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

~ by Skennedy on March 11, 2008.

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22 Responses to “CSL”

  1. ZIPFIZZ COMPELS YOU

    kitschicat said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  2. ZIPFIZZ COMPELS YOU

    kitschicat said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  3. God, someone buy her a better transcription machine. Or is she trying to do it with a regular tape player?

    aiela said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  4. God, someone buy her a better transcription machine. Or is she trying to do it with a regular tape player?

    aiela said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  5. Gods, you crack me up!

    takarosa said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  6. Gods, you crack me up!

    takarosa said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  7. You have put that PA quote to fantastic use, sir. I approve of that note.

    ikkarus01 said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:41 pm

  8. You have put that PA quote to fantastic use, sir. I approve of that note.

    ikkarus01 said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:41 pm

  9. “legally I can’t crack backs anymore after what I did to Jane…..”

    Sorry.
    feeling Evil today

    jellopony said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  10. “legally I can’t crack backs anymore after what I did to Jane…..”

    Sorry.
    feeling Evil today

    jellopony said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  11. I can do that no problem, I’m tall.

    But, I think I’ll volunteer you instead. I fear nothing. :D

    speedygeo said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  12. I can do that no problem, I’m tall.

    But, I think I’ll volunteer you instead. I fear nothing. :D

    speedygeo said this on March 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  13. Whenever I read that, I always think that song must be this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

    It just has that “epic evil” sound.

    coffeejedi said this on March 11, 2008 at 9:35 pm

  14. Whenever I read that, I always think that song must be this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

    It just has that “epic evil” sound.

    coffeejedi said this on March 11, 2008 at 9:35 pm

  15. Just tell her about the restraining order against you and Crazy Secretary Ladies.

    rbradakis said this on March 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm

  16. Just tell her about the restraining order against you and Crazy Secretary Ladies.

    rbradakis said this on March 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm

  17. *memorizes for future reference*

    kreie said this on March 11, 2008 at 11:35 pm

  18. *memorizes for future reference*

    kreie said this on March 11, 2008 at 11:35 pm

  19. I won’t tell her if you come over and crack my back. NOWS!!!

    brendand said this on March 12, 2008 at 2:54 am

  20. I won’t tell her if you come over and crack my back. NOWS!!!

    brendand said this on March 12, 2008 at 2:54 am

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