Two more things
Mad Science: Rejuivenate Your Brain with Umbilical Cord Blood
I think the fact that I’d be perfectly sanguine (get it?!) about injecting the blood from the umbilical cord of my child into myself in order to keep from getting my all-time terror, Alzheimer’s Disease, probably excludes me from the likelihood of being allowed to breed. :D
I’m off to L.A. now, as well! The latest itinerary:
NY Auto Show: Tuesday, March 18th – Friday, March 21st
Nissan 240 Video (L.A.): First week of April
NAB – Post Prod World Conferece (Vegas): Friday, April 11th – Thursday, April 17th
Good times.
well, it worked for Roslin …
well, it worked for Roslin …
Really, I don’t see why you draw that conclusion. the umbilical cord isn’t useful after birth; it’s just detritus, really. If something useful can be done with it, not only is it sane to do so, it’s recycling at it’s finest!
I was thinking of the potentially horrified look of my breeding partner.
If they aren’t on board with this plan, they aren’t smart enough to be your breeding partner.
It’s not like I wouldn’t share. I’m sure there’s enough blood for both of us.
Exactly.
Not on board = just not smrt enuff for the Sken.
Exactly.
Not on board = just not smrt enuff for the Sken.
It’s not like I wouldn’t share. I’m sure there’s enough blood for both of us.
Ah, just one more use for my “extra” child.
Ah yes, Faggot McVittie, destined to mate with my extra child, Yoni VanDenBrink, and produce fucked up hooligans faster than a backyard pit bull puppy breeder.
Although if we really want to make the process interesting, we could just have 2 kids together and tell them that we are raising them “The Egyptian Pharaoh Way.” Not only does it up the possibility of interesting genetic mutations, it also saves us the stress of wondering if the kids will actually like each other enough to get it on.
*note: I really shouldn’t be breeding, either.
Ah yes, Faggot McVittie, destined to mate with my extra child, Yoni VanDenBrink, and produce fucked up hooligans faster than a backyard pit bull puppy breeder.
Although if we really want to make the process interesting, we could just have 2 kids together and tell them that we are raising them “The Egyptian Pharaoh Way.” Not only does it up the possibility of interesting genetic mutations, it also saves us the stress of wondering if the kids will actually like each other enough to get it on.
*note: I really shouldn’t be breeding, either.
Ah, just one more use for my “extra” child.
If they aren’t on board with this plan, they aren’t smart enough to be your breeding partner.
I was thinking of the potentially horrified look of my breeding partner.
agreed :D
agreed :D
Really, I don’t see why you draw that conclusion. the umbilical cord isn’t useful after birth; it’s just detritus, really. If something useful can be done with it, not only is it sane to do so, it’s recycling at it’s finest!
Ever since my grandmother was diagnosed with Lewy Bodies Dementia, I’ve been crazy freaked out about forgetting things.
Ever since my grandmother was diagnosed with Lewy Bodies Dementia, I’ve been crazy freaked out about forgetting things.
It’s quite common now that when your child is born you can freeze the umbilical cord for that blood in case anything goes wrong. I know they really use it a lot of the child comes down with lukemia, but I’m not sure if parents can use it. (Its 15 grand.)
It’s quite common now that when your child is born you can freeze the umbilical cord for that blood in case anything goes wrong. I know they really use it a lot of the child comes down with lukemia, but I’m not sure if parents can use it. (Its 15 grand.)
People will inject themselves with weirder substances, for weirder reasons. I wouldn’t do it for a simple reason: I have Type O blood, but my son is Type A. (He got it from his dad.)
There are other treatment options out there. They’ve had success with acetyl-carnitine (available at your local vitamin aisle) stopping the progression, for instance. It’s hard to do studies, because as soon as something shows progress, no one wants to be in the control group.
People will inject themselves with weirder substances, for weirder reasons. I wouldn’t do it for a simple reason: I have Type O blood, but my son is Type A. (He got it from his dad.)
There are other treatment options out there. They’ve had success with acetyl-carnitine (available at your local vitamin aisle) stopping the progression, for instance. It’s hard to do studies, because as soon as something shows progress, no one wants to be in the control group.