What’s on my mind, anyway?
Okay, it makes sense when I hear dirty things coming out of my dirty friends’ mouths, but when I hear “I actually had an orgasm blahblahblah cellphone” followed by a chuckle from the secretary, when she’s talking to me… that’s when you’ve gotta reach for the Q-tips.
(which actually won’t help, I Q-tip regularly. *sigh*)
Hmmm…the only thing I can think is if her phone was on vibrate and it happened to be in her lap when it rang (but it’s still a little extreme to have an orgasm).
*laugh* I really don’t know what she said – I try not to listen to her anyway, whether she’s talking to me or not.
Ahhhh!!!! The vision now haunts me!!! RED HOT POKERS IN MY EYES!!! RED HOT POKERS! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!