Believe it or not, this came up because we were discussing dogs.

Carrie: okay, well then you can’t think that *everybody’s* out to get you
Skennedy Work: Not yet
Skennedy Work: :)
Skennedy Work: But I’m young, yet.
Carrie: is it a conspiracy?
Skennedy Work: I firmly believe that most conspiracies are actually simply cases of people acting like assholes, en masse.
Carrie: that’s a comfortable way to be an asshole, I’ve noticed. Freelancers leave their balls flapping in the wind.
Skennedy Work: *grins* That’s why I wear boxer-briefs.
Carrie: are you a freelance asshole!?
Skennedy Work: Well shit, I sure as hell don’t have an asshole pension!
Carrie: holy hell! Your numbers are greater than I suspected.

~ by Skennedy on January 17, 2006.

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3 Responses to “Believe it or not, this came up because we were discussing dogs.”

  1. This was a conversation about DOGS!?

    phaedra_amunet said this on January 17, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    • *snrk* No. The conversation -began- because we were talking about dogs. :) And about cats, and about how my friends are conspiring to kill me with catness. ;)

      atdt1991 said this on January 17, 2006 at 8:34 pm

  2. So who’s the bigger asshole – cats or dogs? I think I know your answer lol.

    lordrenob said this on January 18, 2006 at 5:07 am

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