Nothing brightens my on-hold experience with a government body like being told “I’m sorry, no one is available” every ten seconds.

~ by Skennedy on January 16, 2007.

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  1. What you don’t LIKE having your brain scanned via the telephone wire whilst you wait, in a vain attempt to determine your terroristic intent, or at least your proclivities to vote Democratic, followed by the silent testing of their orbital mind-control lasers to homogenize your thought waves to match that of the pablum pukum mindset of Middle America?

    Pshaw.

    Why ELSE do you think you’re waiting so long?

  2. No one is available, as apposed to “no one wants to take your call.” Which might be more true. :-P

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