… and then fires a deck of cards into his hat..
The Bush White House called embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales “our No. 1 crime fighter” Friday, a day after Gonzales’ often halting explanations for the firings of eight federal prosecutors brought additional demands for his resignation.
“He has done a fantastic job in the Department of Justice,” deputy press secretary Dana Perino told reporters traveling aboard Air Force One as President Bush headed for a speech in Michigan.
I want nothing more than to see a comic strip with Bush and Alberto, where Bush says, “Gonzo, it’s an important job. I need someone I can trust. You… are my number one… guy!”

Dunno what he’s thinking coming to the state with the worst economy, armed with policies that have hurt it if anything.