Best thing all day
Me: if anyone asks what we were talking about, say it was tapeworm. “Jigs and threshers” would totally blow my cover.
J: Taenia or Diphyllidium?
Me: Diphyllidium, clearly. I prefer things with two phylli.
J: Hmm. I think those are the ones with bilateral genitalia
J: can’t remember tho
Me: Useful
J: allows for double-fisting
Me: No turning over in bed, I was thinking
Me: But also that.
J: those tapeworms are totally using the whole chicken!
Me: Srsly!
J: and then they write all about it on their blogs
J: so. freaking. annoying.