If I got a pet, I would name it Sparta, just so, every time someone asked its name, I could say, “THIS! IS! SPARTAAA!”

~ by Skennedy on June 28, 2008.

11 Responses to “”

  1. I adore you.

  2. You’d need a pen/room/something that you could feed him in, with a sign saying “HELL” so everyday when you feed him you could bellow “TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!”

    • I have a flatmate who works in Hell. The make sinfully good pizza.

      (Even if one is not ordering, the website is worth it for playing with the little devils.)

  3. I have a Racha.,.. it’s close. I’ll loan it to you if you want. It gets on my nerves.

  4. Fantastic idea.

  5. News flash:

    You are a nerd.

    I approve.

  6. *snorts*

    I love it!

  7. Seen on a local school crossing sign:

  8. Yes, but for full effect, you’d also need to start a rumor that your pet’s name was “Madness”.

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