Roger Ebert, regarding the debate:
“I’m sure many of your supporters must have sensed the tension. Before
the debate, pundits were wondering if you might explode in a display of
your famous temper. I think we saw that happen, alright, but it was an implosion. I have instructed my wife to exclude you from any future dinner parties.” – Further text
Please check out the link just to see the picture of McCain studiously NOT looking at Obama as he attempts to shake his hand. He looks like nothing less than a crotchety old man.

Roger Ebert garners coolness points with me about once a week. I may not always agree with his reviews, and in fact I get annoyed with him because he often gives too much of the plot away in reviews, but he is quite a cool guy.